He slouches in office doorways br A piece of paper in his hands br Blabbing the latest scuttlebutt br The piece of paper is just a sham br He's talking to a salesman br The poor customer has to wait br Trying to get something for nothing br You can tell by the look on his face br His luncheon topic is insurance br What a killing he made on the claim br He's happy to let you know br He's training junior to do the same br You always hear about his wins br But never about his losses br His family knows all to well br Just who the heck the boss is br This verse could go on forever br But now that it's off my chest br I'm resigned to live and let live br The Goof-off can write the "rest"br br Ellwood F.