I saw a little elephant standing in my garden, br I said 'You don't belong in here', he said 'I beg you pardon?', br I said 'This place is England, what are you doing here?', br He said 'Ah, then I must be lost' and then 'Oh dear, oh dear'. br br 'I should be back in Africa, on Saranghetti's Plain', br 'Pray, where is the nearest station where I can catch a train?'. br He caught the bus to Finchley and then to Mincing lane, br And over the Embankment, where he got lost, again. br br The police they put him in a cell, but it was far too small, br So they tied him to a lampost and he slept against the wall.