I took Rover over to the park the other day br I met another bloke with another dog on the way br his dog was an alsation br my dog was not br he said is that dog an alsation br I said no br and he said why don't you get a proper dog? br and I said Rover br ignore this copper br and I pick up a stick br and I hold it over Rover br and say Rover jump out of the clover br and get stuck into the stick br and Rover jumps out of the clover br and bites me in the arm br ALARM ALARM br my dog my dog why hast thou mistaken me? br I am not calm br my dog has done me harm br in my arm br I show him the toothmarks br see Rover where the skin is mauver br Rover sees these nasty marks br he barks br and he begs br for forgiveness br yet I know I must break his legsbr br John Hegleybr br