(This is a fictional poem) br br A man insulted you yesterday and you punched him in the face. br Today he apologized and you hit him again and that was a disgrace. br You can't hit a man who is apologizing to you. br Sometimes I'm ashamed of the things you do. br I called the guy and convinced him not to have you arrested for assault. br I saved you from going to jail so this bad behavior of yours had better come to a halt.