'I've a pain in my head' br Said the suffering Beckford; br To her Doctor so dread. br 'Oh! what shall I take for't?' br br Said this Doctor so dread br Whose name it was Newnham. br 'For this pain in your head br Ah! What can you do Ma'am?' br br Said Miss Beckford, 'Suppose br If you think there's no risk, br I take a good Dose br Of calomel brisk.'-- br br 'What a praise worthy Notion.' br Replied Mr. Newnham. br 'You shall have such a potion br And so will I too Ma'am.