If I had a shiny gun, br I could have a world of fun br Speeding bullets through the brains br Of the folk who give me pains; br br Or had I some poison gas, br I could make the moments pass br Bumping off a number of br People whom I do not love. br br But I have no lethal weapon- br Thus does Fate our pleasure step on! br So they still are quick and well br Who should be, by rights, in hell.