This is the one song everyone br would like to learn: the song br that is irresistible: br br the song that forces men br to leap overboard in squadrons br even though they see beached skulls br br the song nobody knows br because anyone who had heard it br is dead, and the others can’t remember. br Shall I tell you the secret br and if I do, will you get me br out of this bird suit? br I don’t enjoy it here br squatting on this island br looking picturesque and mythical br with these two feathery maniacs, br I don’t enjoy singing br this trio, fatal and valuable. br br I will tell the secret to you, br to you, only to you. br Come closer. This song br br is a cry for help: Help me! br Only you, only you can, br you are unique br br at last. Alas br it is a boring song br but it works every time.