Tenuous and Precarious br Were my guardians, br Precarious and Tenuous, br Two Romans. br br My father was Hazardous, br Hazardous br Dear old man, br Three Romans. br br There was my brother Spurious, br Spurious Posthumous, br Spurious was Spurious, br Was four Romans. br br My husband was Perfidious, br He was Perfidious br Five Romans. br Surreptitious, our son, br Was Surreptitious, br He was six Romans. br br Our cat Tedious br Still lives, br Count not Tedious br Yet. br br My name is Finis, br Finis, Finis, br I am Finis, br Six, five, four, three, two, br One Roman, br Finis.