(This is a fictional poem) br br I have the IQ of Kelly Bundy and the looks of her brother Bud. br When women and I go in the bedroom, they always call me a dud. br I'm such a lousy lover that I make Mickey Rooney look like Fabio. br When I ask the ladies if I can see them again, they tell me where I can go. br I've come to realize that I am not a stud. br My name is Randy but to women my name is mud.