(This fictional poem is written from a child's point of view.) br br You just bought a bicycle for my brother and nothing for me. br I'm so upset that I'm about to lose bladder control and pee. br I just peed all over myself, I hope that you're happy. br You make my brother feel great and you make me feel crappy. br br You always treat my brother better and you feel no remorse. br When I show Daddy this video tape of you and the mail man, you'll get a divorce. br You're asking what it will take to make me give this video tape to you. br You'll have to start shelling out cash to buy nice things for me too.