There's a fortune to be made in just about everything br in this country, somebody's father had to invent br everything--baby food, tractors, rat poisoning. br My family's obviously done nothing since the beginning br of time. They invented poverty and bad taste br and getting by and taking it from the boss. br O my mother goes around chewing her nails and br spitting them in a jar: You shouldn't be ashamed br of yourself she says, think of your family. br My family I say what have they ever done but br paint by numbers the most absurd and disgusting scenes br of plastic squalor and human degradation. br Well then think of your great great etc. Uncle br Patrick Henry.