A butler asks, will Madam be having her morning coffee br alfresco? br If you would be so good as to lift me out of my bed to br the veranda I would be more than willing to imbibe coffee br alfresco. br Shall I ask the Master to join you for coffee alfresco, br Madam? br But my nightgown's so sheer he might see my pubic delta br alfresco. And being a woman of wealth I have the loins of a br goddess. While you, being but a servant, have the loins of a br child's teddy bear. Yes, have the Master join the alfresco br moment. He might just as well be informed of my pubic delta, br it's not a state secret. Besides, because of his wealth he br bears the organ of a bull, while you, being but a lowly br servant, have the loins of a toy. br br Very good, Madam . . .