The happiest moment in a woman's life br Is when she hears the turn of her lover's key br In the lock, and pretends to be asleep br When he enters the room, trying to be br Quiet but clumsy, bumping into things, br And she can smell the liquor on his breath br But forgives him because she has him back br And doesn't have to sleep alone. br br The happiest moment is a man's life br Is when he climbs out of bed br With a woman, after an hour's sleep, br After making love, and pulls on br His trousers, and walks outside, br And pees in the bushes, and sees br The high August sky full of stars br And gets in his car and drives home.