I'm just an ordinary chap br Who comes home to his tea, br And mostly I don't care a rap br What people think of me; br I do my job and take my pay, br And love of peace expound; br But as I go my patient way, br --Don't push me round. br br Though I respect authority br And order never flout, br When Law and Justice disagree br You can include me out. br The Welfare State I tolerate br If it is kept in bound, br But if you wish to rouse my hate br --Just push me round. br br And that's the way with lots of us: br We want to feel we're free; br So labour governments we cuss br And mock at monarchy. br Yea, we are men of secret mirth, br And fury seldom sound; br But if you value peace on earth br --Don't push us round.