Although I have a car of class, br A limousine, br I also have a jenny ass br I call Titine. br And if I had in sober sense br To choose between, br I know I'd give the preference br To sleek Titine. br br My chauffeur drives my Cadillac br In uniform. br I wear a worn coat on my back br That he would scorn. br He speeds with umpty equine power, br Like an express; br I amble at eight miles an hour, br Or even less. br br My wife can use our fancy bus br To cut a dash; br She very definitely does, br And blows my cash. br But this old codger seeks the sane br And simple scene; br Content to jog along a lane br With old Titine. br br So as in country ways I go br Wife loves the town; br But though I'm slow, serene I know br I won't break down.