'...The use of condoms offers substantial protection, but does not br guarantee total protection and that while br there is no evidence that deep kissing has resulted in br transfer of the virus, no one can say that such transmission br would be absolutely impossible.' br br --The Surgeon General, 1987 br br br I know you won't mind if I ask you to put this on. br It's for your protection as well as mine--Wait. br Wait. Here, before we rush into anything br I've bought a condom for each one of your fingers. And here-- br just a minute--Open up. br I'll help you put this one on, over your tongue. br I was thinking: br If we leave these two rolled, you can wear them br as patches over your eyes. Partners have been known to cry, br shed tears, bodily fluids, at all this trust, at even the thought br of this closeness.