(THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM) br br I want to eat brains and I want to eat them now. br Bring me the brains of a pig or the brains of a cow. br People usually get sick when they see me eating brains. br Some people say I'm weird; others say I'm insane. br I order more brains when I'm asked what I want for dessert. br I did this yesterday and the waiter was a little curt. br He stabbed me in the nuts with a fork and then he stuck it in my eye. br I threw him out of a two story window to see if he could fly. br I learned that he couldn't fly when he hit the ground. br He weighed over half a ton and he cracked the pavement for miles around. br This restaurant has lousy service that shouldn't be allowed. br I'm going to start kicking asses if I don't get some brains right now.