You thought you were tough when you said that I'm ugly and that I need a shave. br But when I shot you in the ass with my bow and arrows, you weren't so brave. br We Cavemen are tougher than you think; we have no fear. br You won't be able to sit down for at least a quarter of a year. br We Cavemen have big Johnsons that make women lose control. br They want real men; they have no need of your damn Tootsie Roll. br Your damn people have fancy ovens to cook your meals. br We Cavemen want to fish but we haven't discovered the Rod & Reel. br Don't consider yourself superior because you smell better than us and can think. br We are doing just as good as you even though we're dumb and stink. br br (THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.