As I go and shop, sir! br If a car I stop, sir! br Where you chance to sit, br And you want to read, sir! br Never mind or heed, sir! br I’ll not care a bit. br br For it’s now aesthetic br To be quite athletic. br That’s our fad, you know. br I can hold the strap, sir! br And keep off your lap, sir! br As we jolting go. br br If you read on blindly, br I shall take it kindly, br All the car’s not mine. br But, if you sit and stare, sir! br At my eyes and hair, sir! br I must draw the line. br br If the stare is meant, sir! br For a compliment, sir! br As we jog through town, br Allow me to suggest, sir! br A woman oft looks best, sir! br When she’s sitting down.