I get some hot water br And some bubble-bath br I mix it together br To make a hot bath br I take ice cold lager br And guzzle it down br I'll get myself drunk br And try not to drown br br Beer in the bath br Beer in the bath br I like drinking beer in the bath br br I listen to music br And sometimes sing along br But when I get drunk br I get the words wrong br I finish a can br Pour the dregs on my head br I don't use shampoo br I use beer instead br br Beer in the bath br Beer in the bath br I like drinking beer in the bath br br Drinking in the shower br The same it just ain't br After three cans br You start to feel faint br I've been here an hour br Since twenty to eight br I open another br Cold lager is great br br Beer in the bath br Beer in the bath br I like drinking beer in the bath br br I drink my last beer br Then call to my brother br 'Please go to the fridge br and get me another' br I've drunk my last beer br It's time to get washed br Dried and then dressed br And go out and get sloshed br br Beer in the bath br Beer in the bath br Yes, I like drinking beer in the bathbr br Eric Jacksonbr br