Gust becos I cud not spel br It did not mean I was daft br When the boys in school red my riting br Some of them laffed br br But now I am the dictater br They have to rite like me br Utherwise they cannot pas br Ther GCSE br br Some of the girls were ok br But those who laffed a lot br Have al bean rownded up br And hav recintly bean shot br br The teecher who corrected my speling br As not been shot at al br But four the last fifteen howers br As bean standing up against a wal br br He has to stand ther until he can spel br Figgymisgrugifooniyn the rite way br I think he will stand ther for ever br I just inventid it todaybr br Brian Pattenbr br