I thought I bought my girl a diamond ring but it turned out to be nothing but glass. br When she had it appraised, she dumped me and then she broke her foot off in my ass. br I should've been suspicious when I saw that the jeweler had his store in a van. br When I told my friends, they said that I'm a very stupid man. br When it comes to having brains, I guess I'm all out of luck. br I should've known that I couldn't get a diamond ring for twenty-five bucks.