I know they’re all the fashion br And they’re worn by Britney Spears, br But you and her are different br Both in size and, sadly, years. br br On her, they make men ogle br And fill them with desire. br On you, they’d make men double-take br Then shiver, not perspire. br br I wouldn’t say you’re past it. No, br You’ve still got what it takes, br But even so, that shouldn’t show. br Too much, for heavens’ sake. br br They’re ok with a slender waist, br But not with bits that sag. br You look just like a pound of fudge br Stuffed in a half- pound bag. br br No this won’t do, they’re just not you. br At least you had a try. br So get them off and just be glad br The mirror doesn’t lie.