The law is the true embodiment br Of everything that's excellent. br It has no kind of fault or flaw, br And I, my lords, embody the Law. br The constitutional guardian I br Of pretty young Wards in Chancery, br All very agreeable girls - and none br Is over the age of twenty-one. br A pleasant occupation for br A rather susceptible Chancellor! br br But though the compliment implied br Inflates me with legitimate pride, br It nevertheless can't be denied br That it has its inconvenient side.