"If all the world were paper br And all the sea were ink, br If all the trees were bread and cheese br What would we do for drink? br br If all the world were sand O, br Oh then what should we lack O, br if as they say there were no clay br How should we take Tobacco? br br If all our vessels ran-a, br If none but had a crack-a, br If Spanish apes ate all the grapes br How should we do for sack-a? br br If all the world were men br And men lived all in trenches, br And there were none but we alone, br How should we do for wenches? br br If friars had no bald pates br Nor nuns had no dark cloisters, br If all the seas were beans and peas br How should we do for oysters? br br If there had been no projects br Nor none that did great wrongs, br If fiddlers shall turn players all br How should we do for songs? br br If all things were eternal br And nothing their end bringing, br If this should be, then how should we br Here make an end of singing?br br Anonymous Americasbr br