When Bin Laden came for breakfast br We were quite surprised br He just sat smiling gently br With no menace in his eyes br br Can I have my bacon crispy? br He asked with a warm grin br Up there in Afghanistan br The food is rather grim. br br May I make one small suggestion br It would really make my day br If I could have some hash browns br Made the McDonalds way? br br By now his talk was easy br The topics they ranged wide br And there was truly passion br Clear showing in his eyes. br br Now pass me some more hash browns br And I'll tell you what I've learned br I've learned the West's not feeble br And its strength on it I've turned br I don't go chasing rainbows br And I know my weaknesses br But Bush he only thinks of strengths br Not what weaknesses are his. br br At this he looked contented br He'd wiped his plate full clean br And then I was awoken br As if from out a dream. br br .