The pig said to the turkey br As he laughed and oinked a bit br I see that really you're a lot like me br When it comes to the food we get br br The pig said I'm fast I know br I can run on all four of these feet br You'd better stand clear and stay out of my way br When it comes to the time to eat br br He says I do see you're a lot like me br You are somewhat of a glutton too br But I warn you now if you get in my way br I'll just have me some turkey stew br br Well the turkey said as he held his head up high br And ruffled his feathers as he walked by br We are just gonna have to see br But there ain't no pig gonna be eating on me br br All day that pig strutted like a big machine br The other critters stayed clear they thought he was mean br And the turkey had nothing to say or tell br He just perched himself on the barn roof and waited for that dinner bell br br Well sure enough the feed it came br And the pig had the whole troft to himself again br He laughed to himself said I fooled them well br He didn't see that turkey spread it's wings and begin to sail br br Well as soon as that turkey got high aloft br He let go the biggest dump of his life right in that troft br The pig stopped eating and said damn whats that smell br The turkey laughed and hollered down br Thats all you get to eat of me I hope you like it well. br br copyright © 2003 Bill Simmons br aka BillWilliamStar@aol.