I'll sing you a song br About an 'Urban Rapper Cowboy' br Just want to be a rapper cowboy br Sing a cowboy rapper song br I'll chant to my horse br As i ride him through the streets of LA br I'll be quite a sight br Decked out in my reds and greens br With my black bowler hat br With my pink polka dot sash br All the girls will come out to chat br With the, 'Urban Rapper Cowboy' br One of the songs i will sing br Or chant if you like br Will be my favourite br Dont horse shit in the streets of LA br They wont want to try to rob br The Urban Rapper Cowboy br I'll hit them with my red and black whip br My cat of nine tails br They will speak of me with awe br As the story is told br When the Urban Rapper Cowboy br Rode the streets of LA br br Written Friday 21 January 2005br br Allan James Saywellbr br