This is a SHOUTING poem. br Not a gentle wildflower poem br not a whispering-of-love poem br A SHOUTING POEM. br br This is a POSTER poem. br Not a subtly persuading poem. br not a think-about-it poem br A POSTER POEM br br This is a HARD OF HEARING poem. br What? br I said a HARD OF HEARING POEM br br This is a LOST SPECTACLES poem br to test your sight. br No no not LAST TESTICLES br NO TRY THE NEXT LINE - br A LOST SPECTACLES POEM br br This is a HAVE YOU SEEN MY? poem. br I know I put it down somewhere. br Are you sure you haven't seen it? br Oh no, you didn't use it for THAT...? br Why are you laughing it's not funny. br I hadn't even finished it... br br This is an ACROSS THE ROOM poem.