I met a girl the other day. br Brunette of hair, br soft olive skin, br straight Roman nose, br coal-fire eyes, br saliva lips, br majestic boobs, br go-easy hips, br baby-ass thighs, br threadbarest jeans, br percheron ass. br br She greeted me br what lovely smile, br of glistening teeth, br though there was br something quite amiss. br br One half of her br high cheekbone cheek br was bulging out br as if it hid br a fugitive br or trojan horse br it was so strange! br br But soon I found br that when she talked br fate did permit br a glimpse. br She had a second br one in there br two tongues can't br live together.