Aunt Annie was a work of art, br she weighed some 19 stones. br A pretty face and being smart br she said 'my heavy bones br are what has broken every scale br and made our car go flat', br I toast her with a pint of Ale br and still can see her hat br which, filled with dumplings as it was br designed to draw attention br away from humdinger bras br the hams I will not mention. br One day when she was all alone br at home on their old farm br she heard the upstairs telephone br and, with a face of charm, br was on her way up narrow stairs br when loud the doorbell rang br she turned around to check affairs br downstairs, when a big Bang br was followed by a crashing door br a masked man stormed inside br she knew what this man had in store br for her, she loved her hide. br He came at her and grabbed her dress br when my dear Aunt got mean br she flung him to the floor, no less br and crushed him like a bean. br Her weight had saved the day alright br it had come in quite handy br to celebrate she ate all night, br much chocolate and more candy.