The Howard is a nasty beast br There's quite a few around br In England and Australia br There's two now to be found. br br Their habitat is politics br And they're decidedly right wing br Some say that they’re just throw backs br Not evolved from anything. br br They mix sport with religion br And have very dowdy wives br They preach wealth and greed and selfishness br And put the greater good aside. br br One day i'm sure they'll die out br Though not soon enough for me br For the Howard's are resilient br And eat Socialists for tea.