So the diminishing tribe br of wild cats br got together and agreed hey times is gettin' tough br we need a strategy. br Urgently; ideally br a subject race br with superior paws br while we wait for evolution br to do its thing. How about br using easily-fooled, sentimental br old Two-legs? br They got great hands, br sexy bastards. br br Right guys, br we need to be smaller than wild - br -the smaller, the more sentimental Two-legs gets; and br catch them young, they're yours for life...; br br and we need just enough variety too br because Two-legs like to think they're all unique and different br and they can impose the image of their uniqueness br on their own pussy br and love us almost as much br as they love themselves - for their kids, br as much as life itself... br br just enough character, in short, br to make us prized, but not enough character br to get us into war, or divorce, or corporate fraud... br br The Egyptian wild cat proposed br that being seen as sacred to temples br would enhance status; br but other cool cats pointed out br that temples might get neglected in time; br better far to be a god(dess) of the hearth br than the temple. Agreed nem con. br br And that took care of all the smaller details like evolution, br the rearing of cows, br and tin-openers. Bingo! br br That's funny. The cat just jumped on the keyboard br and scratched me.