Have you ever asked yourself br Why do dead poets, get more votes br I have come to the conclusion br We are at a distinct disadvantage br As a poet, only as a poet br Being alive and well br As a poet, only as a poet br They never got any votes br When they were alive br Very few made any money br Most of them made Jack Shit br Out of poetry br But the bastards still get more votes br They dont even have to write br Any more poetry br Just because there dead br I'm really pissed off br br Written with my tongue in my cheekbr br Allan James Saywellbr br