I've got a wedgie br Riding up my crack br I'd pull it out br But first must look back. br br Alas, there are folks br Down the corridor walking br If I fix it now br They would surely be talking br br So into my office br For privacy divine br Is this still a wedgie br Or a freakin' clothesline? br br But then my boss pops in br For a long meeting br I had to just grin br While my ass took a beating. br br I hope he didn't think br The faces I made br Meant his talk was a stink br Or got my review a poor grade. br br What? ! Now I'm fired! br So 'clean out the desk' br First I'll unpack my mess br Before I do the rest.