My poet has a first name br It's R-O-N-A-L-D, br My poet has a second name br It's M-A-C-A-R-T-H-U-R, br My poet writes poetry, br And this is no baloney, br The only problem tis, br He is not who he says he is! br br Never fear, br I don't care, br It is not the name that matters, br Anyways, br It is the poetry br That I like br And for that matter, br I don't care as long has he spells br the next one br P-O-E-T-R-Y br Because the name of the poet br Does not make verse, br He only can make the verse better.