women have the advantage in most fights br they can make you sleep on the couch for nights br br they can refuse to cook, refuse to pleasure br they can consume your every minute of leisure br br but there is one bomb in the masculine weapons cache br sure to end all dispute in a flash br br if you feel up to the audacious stunt br just pull back your tongue and call her a cunt br br you’ll feel real good, you’ll feel self-assured br but don’t be surprised if your vision gets blurred br br when she slaps you across your smug stupid face br and starts kicking you all over the damn place br br you’ll leave for work, and while you’re gone br she will have thrown all your shit out onto the lawn br br she’ll slash your tires, she’ll cut holes in your socks! br yeah, you’ll be glad you called her a cunt, you sly fox.br br Rev. Dr. A.