Hand in hand br hand in it br it in hand br it in it. br Tongue in cheek br tongue in it br it on tongue br it in it. br *********** br Haiku br br Walk along with me br thinking of your underwear br is it boxershorts? br br It is alkaline br care needs to be taken though br that jeans are noble. br br It is a wonder br that no one likes the mothers br and does God know this? br br Once a world power br they had illusions only br they do mean nothing. br br On Hitler's birthday br they chanted filthy slogans br the Pope a Nazi. br br His name was Clinton br he placed his crooked member br where no one ought to. br br A friend named Yeltsin br he likes his vodka bottle br and dances Polka. br br I am a racist br I like to step and stomp on br the fly-by pedal. br br A dog named Adolf br he was the undertaker br for many roaches. br br A cat named Lucy br she was so pseudo-pregnant br we named her Mamma.