And from the land of Sauerkraut br came, blond and blue of eye br a man of gestures, keen to shout br he was a giant guy. br br He pushed aside those in his way br and marched into the Pub, br unpacked his bag as if to stay br and asked for a large tub. br br And when it came he quickly said br give me a kitchen knife br and one humongous cabbage head br I'll make you come alive. br br And then this German Grumpy Kraut br chopped cabbage without slowing br soon it turned into Sauerkraut br he said 'I must be going'. br br And in the kitchen of the Pub br the scum was rising wildly br the Sauerkraut inside the tub br was done, to put it mildly.