When I popped out of the womb br I didn't scream or shout br I sat down on the bed br And slowly looked about br br I thought 'I like it here' br As I gazed around the ward br 'But I wish they'd hurry up br and cut this flaming chord' br br I even got a newborn boner br When the nurse bent over in her dress br But I found it a bit disgusting br When Mum ate her placenta messbr br Fred Bartonbr br