I can never forget the night br They barged into the house br Bristling with truncheons br And walkie-talkies br br 'Where's your Dad? ' they bellowed br Minutes later they dragged him br Shamefaced out the door br I looked on in bewildered terror br br And when I asked them what was happening br All the big Sargeant with the moustache br Said was br 'Son, you Dad's been interfering with dogs'br br Fred Bartonbr br