Leon Frog met Missy Toad br upon a lily pad. br Said Missy Toad to Leon Frog, br 'Why DO you LOOK so sad? ' br br Poor Leon said, 'I'm frightened br and I have to hide somewhere. br I heard someone mumble 'frog's legs' br and I haven't a pair to spare! ' br br As if that wasn't bad enough, br in love, he'd no success... br why, the last girl frog br he kissed that week br became a princess with his kiss. br br Then poor Leon took a fall br right into a barbed wire heap. br The wire took poor Leon's leg br and a wooden one replaced it, cheap. br br Leon's back at home now, br fake leg strapped to his rump. br Listen closely, you will hear br Hop-THUMP, Hop-THUMP, Hop-THUMP.br br C.J.