King Tut was not killed br by assassins from behind. br May have been poisoned. br br Atilla the Hun br would butter his sugar bun br he did own no gun. br br Charlemagne was crowned, br not in Aix-En-Chapelle, no br eighthundred in Rome. br br Young Siegfried missed it, br one spot had no dragonblood. br They aimed and found it. br br Who built the first car? br 'Twas the gremlins in Stuttgart. br The three-pointed star. br br If you take statins br you kill your ubiquinone, br Co-enzyme Q-10. br br A rabbit has four br but a bird only two legs. br But bunnies lay eggs. br br Who was the first man br to observe a cow's udder, br and then stole her milk. br br Then came the chicken, br you eat the fragile thingies br that fall from bottom. br br And Michael Jackson, br he may be child molester. br Him sleep alone now.