Animals in clothes I see br Driving cars or sipping tea br Animals in clothes I see br But they don't know what they are br These animals that drive a car? br Dress in clothes? br Sip the tea? br Just like you br Just like me br Very clever animals they'd be! br br But they don't know what they are br These animals that drive a car br Dress in clothes br Sip the tea br Just like you br Just like me br br So truly stupid animals they be br Not to realize what they are br Just because they drive a car br Sip the tea br Just like you br Just like me br br Oh what stupid things we be br Not to realize what we are br Just because we drive a car br Dress in clothes br Sip the tea br So g-r-a-c-i-o-u-s-l-y! br You and Me br br Oh what stupid things we are br Not to realize what we be br Animals that drive a car br Dress in clothes br Sip the tea br You and me br br For if Mr Piggy had our brain br Ten fingers br Clothes, and a name br Wouldn't he be just the same? br br br 1986br br Egal Bohenbr br