I don’t care for Reggie’s dog. br It leaps backwards like a circus trick br when I make a friendly move towards him br Crazy fucked up dog br br I don’t like Carla’s dog either. br It retreats to the kitchen when I approach br And acts like I’m the jinx of the world. br God damned fucked up dog br br Tom’s dog likes me br But it likes everyone. br How can you just reflexively trust everyone? br You’re bound to get smacked doing that.