There was a girl whose favorite treat br Was ice cream, that she'd eat and eat br Her favorite shop was 99 Flavors br She'd gobble up whatever they gave her br Pistachio and Almond Crunch br Pineapple, Raspberry Munch br Vanilla Whipped Cream topped with custard br Hot dog flavor with lots of mustard br Peanut Butter and Strawberry Jam br Sandwich made of eggs and ham br Choco-Caramel Latte Freeze br (with sprinkles that will make you sneeze) br Peppermint Pie, Lemon Sorbet br Pottery flavor made with clay br She gobbled and munched and crunched and sneezed, br Chewed and licked and got brain freeze br 'Twas happy times, until one day br The farms and barns ran out of hay br and without hay to feed the cows br there was no milk, don't ask me how. br So the 99 Flavors, so soon and so sad br went out of business, which drove the girl mad.