Your box of brand-new football boots br this European season, where the diktat from Brussels sprouts hurhur, br will bear the helpful message br 'Average contents: two'... br br but when you've picked yourself off the floor br consider this: three boots in a box (great film title) br would be a box with not much inside left geddit hurhur; br br but if you tried to sue the makers who only packed one br on that cautionary statement, you wouldn't br have a leg to stand on.