Uncle Julius had a ball br he-i-he-i-ho. br Lost the other in a fall br he-i-he-i-ho. br br Aunt Matilda was so fat br he-i-he-i-ho. br Chairs were flattened when she sat br he-i-he-i-ho. br br Helmut Schroeder was a nut br he-i-he-i-ho. br had two pimples on his butt br he-i-he-i-ho. br br Sherrie wears a big T-shirt br he-i-he-i-ho. br On or off she is a flirt br he-i-he-i-ho. br br All the Muslims jumped for joy br he-i-he-i-ho. br Only keep a little boy br he-i-he-i-ho. br br Tiny Tim peed in his bed br he-i-he-i-ho. br On the day that he was wed br he-i-he-i-ho. br br Once a female, name of Keats br he-i-he-i-ho. br showed the world her dirty sheets br he-i-he-i-ho. br br Poets are a funny lot br he-i-he-i-ho. br some have talent, some do not br he-i-he-i-ho.