Herbert Nehrlich - Assholes

Herbert Nehrlich - Assholes

All human beings have a hole br that carries out a special role. br It sends the end results of food br which starts its life by being chewed br and travels through the body then br (a smidgen more in hungry men) br into an even bigger hole br where it falls down, its final goal br is council sewers, and the ocean. br Well, daily there are many motions br about a zillion on this earth br the practice starts right after birth. br I do not mean to waste your time br to walk you through digestive slime br and enzymes, bile and H C L br suffice it now that I do tell br you only of the end result br which really borders on occult. br When nothing more can be extracted br and, lest there be some stuff impacted br the little door just opens wide br and out comes cellulose and pride. br Now, one more thing needs to be mentioned br so that you'll know I'm well-intentioned br some holes are bigger than are others br this is discovered first by mothers. br In later life this does not change br and thus the world boasts of a range br of various sizes, different shapes br a bit like those of bigger apes. br What is amazing is that once br a back door resident near buns br has been identified as large br you can assume that, say a sarge br in military garb possesses br a big one, and that small comtesses br would have a cutie of a nipple br which barely shows the slightest ripple br when things get urgent and want out br and since there is no other route..... br well, it is clear that we're conversing br about physiology, rehearsing br a bit of what you need to know br so I can say I told you so. br In closing let me add that size br makes all the diff, it's no surprise br that assholes can be large or small br and that, my brethren, that is all.


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Uploaded: 2014-11-07

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