Send us a letter, br Write us some prose, br Slip us an Email, br Text us, I suppose, br Pick up the phone now, br A message please, Hugh, br Because for six months br We've heard nothing from you. br br Where are you living, br What's your address, br This waiting to hear br Is now causing distress. br The last time you phoned br You were travelling to Rome, br So are you still roaming? br When will you be home? br br I'm sure that a stamp br Doesn' t cost very much, br It just needs a lick br So come on, get in touch.